Snowflake climate crisis

With Brexit fast approaching, there is a rising concern of the consequence of melting snowflakes causing rising sea levels. In a study headed up by Greta Thunderbird, it is estimated that if only a quarter of the British population of snowflakes melt, we could see a 0.33mm rise in sea levels by the end of the next millennium. Several pseudo-scientists are now making calls for “drastic action” to stop Brexit to save our costal towns and cities.