Government of National Spoons

Extremist-Arch-Remainer, Dominic Grieve is calling for a Government of National Spoons. The highly archaic method of parlimentary desicion making has not been invoked since the early days of parliment. Each Minister draws a spoon, selects an opponet and proceeds to beat each other with their spoon until one concedes. At the end, the votes are tallied and a new Prime Minister is elected from the winning team. The remaniers believe this might now be the only way to “prevent the will of the people.”

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