George Osborne calls for Crystal Ball Recalibration

George "Crystal Ball" Osborne

Economist’s including George Osborne are calling for a recalibration of the Prime Ball. The Prime Ball is a giant crystal ball kept safe underground, somewhere beneath the City of London. It is used to help predict the future, plan trades and assist with other prophesy type affairs. Following the recent “Brexit”, a source close to the ball has released a statement saying “The Prime Ball clearly indicated a Bremain outcome in the referendum. This may suggest a ball recalibration is required.” Usually, the Prime Ball needs recalibration only once a century and was last recalibrated at the turn of the millennium.

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