Articles by Peter Jepson

Thunderbirds are go

Snowflake climate crisis

With Brexit fast approaching, there is a rising concern of the consequence of melting snowflakes causing rising sea levels. In a study headed up by Greta Thunderbird, it is estimated that if only a quarter…


Government of National Spoons

Extremist-Arch-Remainer, Dominic Grieve is calling for a Government of National Spoons. The highly archaic method of parlimentary desicion making has not been invoked since the early days of parliment. Each Minister draws a spoon, selects…


Post Brexit Employment

With Brexit nearing conclusion and a new era for Great Britain approaching, our country falls ever more deeply into crisis. The arguments for Brexit: Freedom, sovereignty, global trading, accountable representatives, national pride, a more coherent…


Gove on track for Golden Star award

Parlimentary turncoat Michael Gove is in the running to recieve the coveted Golden Star from the EU multi-vote committe. This would make Gove only the third Britain to recieve the award following John Major and…


What kind of Brexit do women want?

Here at Congletonpost, we have been speaking to women about what they want from Brexit. Our surveys inidicate that whilst some women do indeed prefer a softer, more flacid brexit, a large majority of women…


President Bercow to decide Brexit

John Bercow, Speaker of the House of commons has declared himself President of the Parliment following the resignation of Theresa May. In a move which has perplexed the Eruopean Research Group (ERG), Bercow states “the…


Has the result reversal revolution begun?

Follwing the Machester City victory, securing the “Domestic Treble” and making history, some Liverpool fans are protesting the final result. A small but growing group of Arch Liverpool supporters are campaigning for the last few…


ChangeUK “Winners” says Soubry

At a recent press conference, a jubilant Anna Soubry declared victory for newly formed ChangeUk Party. Despite the Brexit Party obtaining 31.7% of the vote, Soubry explained that “if you take the lib-dem vote of…