Game Theory and Fiat Currency

It is all a game! But why? Why is it all a game? Getting a job, being born into favourable circumstances, winning the lottery, buying a house, finding contentment…. Every element a part of the…

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The End of Industrial Capitalism

Do you feel it in the air? A change in the wind? A new age with new ideas on the horizon. After decades of holding on, the age-old ways of doing things are beginning to…


The Future of Eating

Ingredients: 1 unfertilised chicken embryo, 2 fillets of cows muscle tissue, white fluid drained from a cows udder, 2 onions and some oil. The vegan revolution The fastest growing food trend in the western world…


Climate Guilt and the Master Plan

I beg to move that the question be now put, “should we fight climate change?”. The question is on the adoption of the motion that we should fight climate change. Those in favour of adopting…


Thunderbirds are go

Snowflake climate crisis

With Brexit fast approaching, there is a rising concern of the consequence of melting snowflakes causing rising sea levels. In a study headed up by Greta Thunderbird, it is estimated that if only a quarter…


Government of National Spoons

Extremist-Arch-Remainer, Dominic Grieve is calling for a Government of National Spoons. The highly archaic method of parlimentary desicion making has not been invoked since the early days of parliment. Each Minister draws a spoon, selects…


Post Brexit Employment

With Brexit nearing conclusion and a new era for Great Britain approaching, our country falls ever more deeply into crisis. The arguments for Brexit: Freedom, sovereignty, global trading, accountable representatives, national pride, a more coherent…


Gove on track for Golden Star award

Parlimentary turncoat Michael Gove is in the running to recieve the coveted Golden Star from the EU multi-vote committe. This would make Gove only the third Britain to recieve the award following John Major and…


What kind of Brexit do women want?

Here at Congletonpost, we have been speaking to women about what they want from Brexit. Our surveys inidicate that whilst some women do indeed prefer a softer, more flacid brexit, a large majority of women…


President Bercow to decide Brexit

John Bercow, Speaker of the House of commons has declared himself President of the Parliment following the resignation of Theresa May. In a move which has perplexed the Eruopean Research Group (ERG), Bercow states “the…